

🧨 WTF is WTFMum?
We’re a satirical shop born from brutal truth: fathers are often pushed aside, demonized, and denied access to their own kids.
WTFMum is our way of saying enough. It's protest merch for alienated dads. It’s a safe space for the exiled, the voiceless, and the court-drained.
We don’t hate mothers. We hate toxic behaviour. Especially when it hides behind the law.
đź§ Why Satire?
Because the system’s broken — and sometimes laughter is the only thing left that’s free.
Our designs don’t just make you laugh — they make people look. They ask questions. They start conversations.
If you’ve ever been erased from your child’s life and told to be grateful — this is for you.
🎯 Our Mission
Call out family court double standards
Spotlight emotional abuse and custodial power trips
Support fathers who want nothing more than to parent
Because just paying child support shouldn't cost you your child.
⚖️ Legal Disclaimer
WTFMum is a satirical platform. Nothing on this site constitutes legal advice or professional guidance.
We do not condone harassment, hate speech, or targeted abuse of any individual — regardless of gender.
All characters and scenarios are fictional(ish). Any resemblance to real people is purely unavoidable.